Most women say they want more conversation with their men. They say they want guys to share their true feelings more often.

This, as all guys know, is a lie.

Sure, women want more conversation -- but only if guys are saying things that women like.

There's a lot of stuff your girlfriend does not want to hear from you, including:

• "I'm hanging out with my ex-girlfriend."
• "What did you do to your hair?"
• "Why are you eating that?"
• "You're overreacting."
• "It's not what you think." (When she catches you doing something wrong.)
• "I love you." (When you don't, of course.)